GETTING LUCKY, BUM WAD and NOSE MINING

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GETTING LUCKY, BUM WAD and NOSE MINING

 

watching the ads on TV

It’s amazing what you will see

A sweet young thing

announces she needs an oil change

in my salad days

wink, wink, nudge nudge

that was about getting lucky

the man in the space asks where she heard about him

more wink, wink, nudge , nudge

and with a smile

the sweet young thing can rest assured

she is gonna get f__ked

by a major corporation

a friend tells me

his last argument

with his feminine roommate

was about who was going to pick up fresh

bum wad

at the same time he was

nose mining

so I said I hoped

he hadn’t run out of bum wad

and had washed his hands

loud laughter all around

JWL © 30/03/2012

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